I was just searching for old articles on The Onion, and figured someone besides me might want to look at some of my favorite articles from past issues. If you are easily offended or at work, I wouldn’t read them if I were you.
Video Game Characters Denounce Randomly Swinging Blades
What The Hell Did I Cram In My Anus Last Night?
Graphic Designer’s Judgement Clouded By Desire To Use New Photoshop Plug-In
Nation’s Porn Stars Demand To Be *censored*ed Harder
Ask A High-School Student Who Didn’t Do The Required Reading
Area Students Prepare Breasts for Increased Springtime Display
Ping-Pong Somehow Elicits Macho Posturing: ‘Boo-Ya! How You Like Me Now?’ Says Ping-Pong Playing Man
Teen Lands Job With Fortune 500 Company
Poll: 73 Percent Of Americans Unable To Believe This Shit
My Computer Totally Hates Me! vs. God, Do I Hate That *censored*…



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