Some Of My Favorite Onion Articles

13Apr03

I was just searching for old articles on The Onion, and figured someone besides me might want to look at some of my favorite articles from past issues. If you are easily offended or at work, I wouldn’t read them if I were you.

Video Game Characters Denounce Randomly Swinging Blades

What The Hell Did I Cram In My Anus Last Night?

Graphic Designer’s Judgement Clouded By Desire To Use New Photoshop Plug-In

Nation’s Porn Stars Demand To Be *censored*ed Harder

Ask A High-School Student Who Didn’t Do The Required Reading

Area Students Prepare Breasts for Increased Springtime Display

Ping-Pong Somehow Elicits Macho Posturing: ‘Boo-Ya! How You Like Me Now?’ Says Ping-Pong Playing Man

Teen Lands Job With Fortune 500 Company

Poll: 73 Percent Of Americans Unable To Believe This Shit

Ask A Chatroom

My Computer Totally Hates Me! vs. God, Do I Hate That *censored*…

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