Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Shake Your Bacon

19Jul07

I think I just came across one of the most important inventions since the beginning of mankind. What is it? Something which I should order immediately; Bacon Salt!

Testing The Limits of the United States Postal Service

05Jan07

I just came across one of the most interesting and hilarious science experiments I’ve seen in awhile: We sent a variety of unpackaged items to U.S. destinations, appropriately stamped for weight and size, as well as a few items packaged as noted. We sent items that loosely fit into the following general categories: valuable, sentimental, [...]

America Is Being Attacked By Gay Devil Foods!

12Dec06

Oh nos! Save us! We’re feeding our kids DEVIL FOODS THAT MAKES THEM TEH GAYS! On a related note, Henry Rollins rants about the current religious movements in the US, and although his round-about presentation could have been better, he drops enough f-bombs to make me happy.

What’s Next For The United States

08Nov06

Now that the smoke is starting to clear from the election, and the Democrats have control of the House and maybe even the Senate, it’s time to start rolling out all of the changes the neocons have been fearing. Most of all, I’m happy to see that we’re returning Texas to Mexico. Good riddance, Texas.

Snacks On A Plane?!!?

11Aug06

After many obsessive discussions with my co-workers earlier this year about Snakes On A Plane, I decided to purchase the snacksonaplane.net domain in April. Recent events finally gave me a good reason to use it to create a Snacks On A Plane?!!? poster. Note: the f-bomb is used.

Dog Bites Man Filmed in Denver

13Jul06

While most people in Denver are abuzz about The Real World currently being filmed here, I was just watching an episode of Comedy Central’s “mockumentary” Dog Bites Man and noticed that it’s being mostly filmed in Denver, which Wikipedia confirms. I knew something about the show seemed oddly famillar, but I finally put the pieces [...]

Chuck Norris on TV

11Mar06

Unfortunately this is not as entertaining as it should be, but Chuck Norris reads off a few of his accomplishments on TV.

Why Is Chuck Norris Such a Bad Ass?

15Dec05

In case you’ve overlooked how totally awesome Chuck Norris is, this video sums it up. I wish the video included scenes from some of his movies too, but I’m not sure the intarweb could handle that much ass kicking.

This Glove Holder Of My Mom’s

13Dec05

A rather “unique” dildo is for sale on Amazon, and hilarious comments ensue. Probably NSFW and not for the timid or easily offended, but those of you with deranged mind will probably enjoy it.

How To Become a Republican

16Nov05

A co-worker sent me this fairly amusing animation on how to give-up on liberal ideals and become a Republican. Good stuff.